We will see that our new attitude toward liquor has been given to us without any thought or effort on our part. It just comes! That is the miracle of it.

Mendacity is a system that we live in. Liquor is one way out an death's the other.

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

After all is said that can be said upon the liquor traffic, its influence is degrading upon the individual, the family, politics and business, and upon everything that you touch in this old world.

I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.

A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'

Each of us needs something - food, liquor, pot, whatever - to help us survive. Dracula needs blood.

George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already.

The only character I ever remember actually creating in a flash of inspiration was George Liquor. God planted that in my head in an instant.

Because people see violence on the movie screen, they're not going to go out and hold up a liquor store and kill somebody. It really doesn't correlate.

Yes, it is worse than thrown away, because every fair minded man must admit that the expenditure of this sum of money in the county for intoxicating liquor creates lawlessness, makes criminals, wrecks homes and brings trouble to innocent women and children.