If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.

I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, serious movies. I always liked the Marx Brothers, but the thing that always made us laugh were movies like Zero Hour. That's what inspired us.

As soon as you get a certain amount of attention, then everybody kinda wants to start taking pot shots at you. All your old friends that supported you don't support you any more.

When I was old enough to ride a motorcycle and got my license, I bought a '69 Sportster.

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.

Why should someone have to retrain themselves to use a new application that does the same basic thing as the old application, just because something as trivial as the operating system changed out from under them?

It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple.

I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life.

There used to be an old thing where every team had a heavy bag in their locker room for people to punch, but again, it was more about conditioning because if you hit a heavy bag for a minute, it feels like your arms are about to fall off.

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow.

Today we are afraid of simple words like goodness and mercy and kindness. We don't believe in the good old words because we don't believe in good old values anymore. And that's why the world is sick.

I was just 20 years old when I wrote Broken Arrow.

I feel like I could be likened to an old hound circling on a rug for the last five years.

At the age of 18 all young poets are sure they will be dead at 21 - of old age.

The first poem I ever wrote, about loss, when I was 5 years old, expressed the themes of everything I would ever write.