Chris Martin's a good friend of mine. I'm actually Apple's godfather. He's an old friend and we've been mates for quite a few years now.

When people are old enough to know better they are old enough to do worse.

A man's character never changes radically from youth to old age. What happens is that circumstances bring out characteristics which have not been obvious to the superficial observer.

I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week.

In the old days the studios guided your career. Now it's all up to you.

The greatest thing is nobody cares that I'm fifty years old. They only care what I sound like.

Liturgy is like a strong tree whose beauty is derived from the continuous renewal of its leaves, but whose strength comes from the old trunk, with solid roots in the ground.

In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.

As winter strips the leaves from around us, so that we may see the distant regions they formerly concealed, so old age takes away our enjoyments only to enlarge the prospect of the coming eternity.

What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease.

From the time I was 8 years old I was on almost every radio show there was.

Breaking with old friends is one of the most painful of the changes in all that piling up of a multitude of small distasteful changes that constitutes growing older.

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody.

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.