People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
Storms make trees take deeper roots.
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.
I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.