We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town.

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of "The Most Offensive Song Ever" with lyrics intact.

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was.

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody.

You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.