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I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn't crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful.

Barry Manilow

Music

Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too.

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.

If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.

Mary Todd Lincoln

Father

Jokes

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

Don't make jokes about food.

David Lean

Food

Jokes

People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off.

Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.

John Lasseter

Jokes

I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.

I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.

I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.

Sam Kinison

Jokes

The thing about all good horror movies is that the fans expect a couple of inside jokes. Maybe I'm supposed to be saying how terrified I was while making it, but it was really fun.

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.