For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.
This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included.
If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.
We were watching the first series recently, and it has a charm, a kind of amateur charm. At that point we didn't involve ourselves technically at all - we just messed about and told our jokes - and it looks a bit like that.
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.
But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake.
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.