Everyone for the most part is really nice. There have always been jokes, but that's part of being in the spotlight. You can't make everyone completely happy.

I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on.

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.

I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial mechanics, and there'd be celestial-mechanics jokes.

A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.

It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.

Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes.

I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.

It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.

My driver Kellie Frost and I would race these fellows home and they were always faster on the highway. We did the same with Daniel and his driver, and thus began a long series of jokes and competitions to alleviate the impossible hours and tensions this film provoked.