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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

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Thought

People

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

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College

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

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Character

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

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Years

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

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Friends

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

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Girlfriends

Old

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

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Help

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

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People

Want