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I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!

You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

Mark Russell

Television

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

Mark Russell

Business

Will

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

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Funny

Jokes

I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.

Mark Russell

Audiences

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

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Money

Racing

Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on budget, which makes me happy.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

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Theory

The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.

We're just moving along as quick as possible.

Mark Russell

Quick

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

Mark Russell

Trouble

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!