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In the last couple of years, I guess I've spent six figures on clothes. I figure I spend a lot of time shopping. Eight to ten days a month, I go out and buy. Yeah, I guess you could say that I'm a real clothes whore.

Sam Kinison

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I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.

Sam Kinison

Jokes

It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.

Sam Kinison

Church

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.