"Golf" quotes | Thousands Of Quotes

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

Jay Mohr

Time

Divorce

Golf

Waste

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

I have come to understand and appreciate writers much more recently since I started working on a book last fall. Before that, I thought golf writers got up every morning, played a round of golf, had lunch, showed up for our last three holes and then went to dinner.

The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win.

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

H. L. Mencken

Being

Golf

Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.

Ed McMahon

Golf

The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Groucho Marx

Feeling

Golf

You go to work, tape five shows in one day and then go home and play golf for the rest of the week and then start the week all over. I thought if something like that came along, I'd love to do that.

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

Mickey Mantle

Lie