When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
Do your best, one shot at a time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game.
Playing golf is like learning a foreign language.
If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using 'an outside agency' and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.
I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.
The real success in golf lies in turning three shots into two.
All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
I challenge myself everywhere, onstage, on the golf course. Hey, isn't that the point of it all? To keep getting better? Otherwise why do it?
At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes.
I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
You build a golf game like you build a wall, one brick at a time.
Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.
Well, they're Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee. But they wouldn't dream of interrupting you at golf.
Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.