You know, when I was a young boy I used to play baseball in my back yard or in the street with my brothers or the neighborhood kids. We used broken bats and plastic golf balls and played for hours and hours.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

I love to play golf, and that's my arena. And you can characterize it and describe it however you want, but I have a love and a passion for getting that ball in the hole and beating those guys.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

I do plan to return to golf one day, I just don't know when that day will be.

I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.

Don't force your kids into sports. I never was. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go play golf. I ask him. It's the child's desire to play that matters, not the parent's desire to have the child play. Fun. Keep it fun.

As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun.

I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.