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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
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America
Crime
Office
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
Woody Allen
Money
Idea
Now
Right
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Woody Allen
Life
Success
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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Love
Experience
Sex
Pretty
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
Woody Allen
Words
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
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Body
Fun
Man
Mind
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
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Food
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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Life
Loneliness
Misery
Suffering
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
Woody Allen
Talent
Being
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
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Time
Nature
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
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Illusion
Tradition
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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Illusion
Nothing
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
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Dream
Nothing
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Woody Allen
Action
Parents
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Food
Man