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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.