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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Will Rogers
Business
Movies
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Will Rogers
Man
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
People
Comedians
Politicians
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
Right
Will
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers
Stupidity
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Will Rogers
Money
Women
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Will Rogers
Crime
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers
Gossip
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Will Rogers
Work
Liberty
Practice
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.
Will Rogers
Production
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Will Rogers
Sound
Will
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Will Rogers
Politics
Truth
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Will Rogers
Experience
Judgment
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
Will Rogers
Government
Money
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Will Rogers
Funny
Life
Congress