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Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.