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Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
Will Rogers
Land
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
Will Rogers
Action
Inaction
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
Will Rogers
Communism
Practice
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
Will Rogers
Democrats
Republicans
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will Rogers
Politics
Party
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers
Art
Diplomacy
Saying
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
Will Rogers
America
Ignorance
Novelty
Will
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers
War
Diplomacy
Soldiers
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
Will Rogers
Being
Country
Nothing
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
Will Rogers
War
Civilization
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
Will Rogers
Debt
May
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Will Rogers
People
Americans
Earth
Learning
Prohibition
Race
Years
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
Will Rogers
states
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
Will Rogers
College
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
Will Rogers
Ignorance