Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Politics is applesauce.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.