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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.