To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.