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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

Mark Twain

Emotion

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Mark Twain

Anger

Harm

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Mark Twain

Age

Mind

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

Mark Twain

Laughter

Nothing

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

Mark Twain

Approval

Man

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Mark Twain

Breeding

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Mark Twain

Golf

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

Facts

First

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

Mark Twain

Thoughts

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

Mark Twain

Forgiveness