It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.