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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
Mark Twain
Government
Country
Loyalty
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Mark Twain
Work
God
End
Man
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
Mark Twain
Blushes
Man
Needs
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Mark Twain
Work
God
End
Man
Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.
Mark Twain
Man
Will
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Mark Twain
Advertising
Right
My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
Mark Twain
Books
Drinks
Water
Wine
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
Mark Twain
Accident
Name
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
Mark Twain
Mother
Necessity
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain
Day
Tomorrow
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
Mark Twain
People
Habits
Needs
Nothing
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
Mark Twain
First
Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.
Mark Twain
Conversation
Effort
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
Mark Twain
Nothing
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
Mark Twain
Dumb
Man
Perceptions
Vanity