The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer or Christmas lights.
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and there's an element of obviously benefiting your business.
I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion or Santa Claus, or whatever. That's pretty much what it's about.
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.