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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

Victor Borge

Laughter

Reward

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Victor Borge

People

Laughter

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Victor Borge

Difference

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Victor Borge

Appearance

Opera

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.