I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a golf course.
There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be improved upon if you practice.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. So we went to the moon, played golf up there, before we went to the largest feature on our own planet.
I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.
When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television.
It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger.
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.
Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out.