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If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Modesty is my best quality.

Jack Benny

Quality

Modesty

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

Jack Benny

Want

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Jack Benny

Age

Mind

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Jack Benny

Golf

Gags die, humor doesn't.

Jack Benny

Humor