Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.