Fate is for losers.
Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.
Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do it.
Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar.
Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.
Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.
Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.
God is what keeps us together after the love is gone.
Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
High school is such a shared experience in North American culture.
I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.
Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.
Blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos.
A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.