What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?
We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.
What exactly is it that humans do that is specifically human? There has to be something. How odd it is for billions of people to be alive, yet not one of them is really quite sure of what makes people people.
When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.
We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping.
We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.
We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences to talk about, but instead because they know precisely which subjects to avoid.
We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes.
Unhappiness is something we are never taught about; we are taught to expect happiness, but never a Plan B to use to use when the happiness doesn't arrive.
You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.
When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.
When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.
You spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young.
Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your fingers, the soft inner part of the peel. The smell. Try and you can't. The brain doesn't process negatives.
Where does personality end and brain damage begin?