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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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Work
Fun
Golf
Play
Recreation
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Kids
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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Age
Middle age
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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People
Kisses
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
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England
Hollywood
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
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Dance
Brothers
Waiting
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Israel
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
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News
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Dogs
Trees
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness
Past
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actor
Parents
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Name
Play
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
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Time
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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Old