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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Bob Hope
Love
Money
Washington
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
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Play
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Money
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Tears
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
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People
Liberty
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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Money
Will
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Love
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Humor
Heart
Sense
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Benefits
Hate
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
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Time
Old
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Time
Right
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Crime
Wrong
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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Direction
Help
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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Country
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
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Heart
Charity
Trouble