I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.