Bill Watterson quotes | Thousands Of Quotes

Search for quotes

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.