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It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
Bill Watterson
Work
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
Bill Watterson
Denial
Reality
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Bill Watterson
People
Idea
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Bill Watterson
Life
Day
End
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Bill Watterson
Life
Control
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
Bill Watterson
People
Night
Stars
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
Bill Watterson
Listening
Nagging
Quiet
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Bill Watterson
Dumb
Information
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Bill Watterson
Change
Day
Nothing
Pretty
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
Bill Watterson
Life
Thought
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
Bill Watterson
Dreams
Night
Play
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Bill Watterson
World
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Bill Watterson
Life
Expectations
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Bill Watterson
God
Earth
Now
Right
Will
Genius is never understood in its own time.
Bill Watterson
Time
Genius