It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

Genius is never understood in its own time.