Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
A real job is a job you hate.
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!