Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
I hope we will not so characterize religious people as being so narrow and so biased towards people not of their own religion that they cannot even work with them in this common cause to which you say they are committed.
I'm used to being in the minority. I'm a left-handed gay Jew. I've never felt, automatically, a member of any majority.
Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.
We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.
A lot of the people in San Francisco think of themselves as healers - not just as people delivering this base service, but giving their clients spiritual help. It's almost like being an actor, playing a different part for each trick.
An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't.
There is an abundance of misinformation, exaggeration, and blatant lies being spread by interest groups regarding the prospects for embryonic stem cell research.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Mexico doesn't deserve what has happened to us. A democratic change is urgent, a change that will permit us to stop being a loser country.
I love the irony. I'm perceived as being really young and yet I have the clinical condition of an old man.
I worked very hard on those movies but there was some creative connection that wasn't being made.
If I were overweight because I ate too much, I would have far more of a complex. I would know if I just stopped eating and showed a little discipline I would be thin. But there's not a hell of a lot I can do about being short. You just gotta run with it.