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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

Rodney Dangerfield

Fight

Night

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

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Mother

Ugly

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

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Wife

Truth

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

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Being

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

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Being

Night

My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

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Gay

London