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The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.

The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.