I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone.
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
Judge: a law student who marks his own examination-papers.
Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.
Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas.
It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man.
It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft.
I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant.
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.