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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Humor is reason gone mad.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.