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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.