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At my age flowers scare me.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.