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The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

Bill Vaughan

Vice

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

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Trees

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.