It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.