My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
It's better when you have your wife with you, more fun.
I only travel to good material, a good director and a good company. I won't work in another country for a year any longer, because I have a lovely wife and I adore her and I can't bear to be away from her.
I told them if were going to do it were going to do it right, I'm not leaving 'til it's done. My wife, child and I slept in the studio. We cut these raw.
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
I'd like to be a wife and mother. I guess I'll know Mr. Right when I meet him.
I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!
Let's put it this way, when I was casting, I cast Viggo first and then found someone who could play his wife, rather than the other way around. So for me he's still the lead character.
I finally got a chance to talk to my daughter from my previous marriage. I just got married May 3 to my beautiful wife, but we don't see each other much.
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
There is nothing I have to reflect on that gives me more satisfaction than the fact that my life is insured for the benefit of my Dear Wife and children.