To be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man!
I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.
I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.
He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.
First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife.
Sometimes, when my wife and I were going out to dinner, I would take my laptop with me and work in the car, so as to take advantage of the half hour going and coming.
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.
Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.
I have so much satisfaction in my life. I have a beautiful wife and the great stimulation of an interesting career. I'm the most happy fellow that I know.
You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?
He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.